Just in time for the holidays, Neo-Pangea's favorite jolly elf, Phil Krick, is featured in the December 2012 issue of .net magazine waxing phil-osophical about our recent Intern Abuser project. In case you missed it, the Intern Abuser is a remote robotic apparatus that allowed visitors from across the globe to physically and mentally abuse our intern from the comfort of their own office or home using the sadistic power of their personal Internet browser. Photographed in his holiday finest, Phil explained the reasoning and the technology behind Neo-Pangea's sensational Intern Abuser event. Here’s a sample nugget of wisdom from the interview: "Frank (the intern) kept bitching that he needed money for college. So (we held the event) for practical reasons along with our desire to whack Frank around." Pure poetry... You can buy the issue now to read the entire interview.